Bisexual Pubic Hair Q & A

I want to make a full post, but I haven't the time. Mission 4.0 + drama + the gym + my show is taking up a lot of my time. I will post a full post ASAP!

So I leave you with questions.

What is your opinion on bisexuality? Does it in fact exist? Does it exist in men? Would you date a bisexual person?

And what do you think of pubic hair? Leave it bushy, shave the shit off, or what?

I have definite opinions on these subjects that I would love to share and I will hopefully tomorrow.

Peace, Love, & Grease!

Charles X

Bisexuality is an issue I'm face with a lot currently.

Charles X, are you straddlin the fence on us? Do us girls have a chance now?

No! Never that. No no no. It's just with the come-outtance of Ex-Football Player (who continues to piss me off), subjects discussed in Human Sexuality, and one of my crushes Hoodie (who I saw today) being bi... It's a lot of bi-ness goin on!

I agree with a lot of the comments already made that bisexuality is used as a scapegoat when gay people don't want to fully accept it. Been there done that as I think we (us gay ones) all have (mine was like in 7th grade). But there is a time to get over that!

I do not doubt any of my bi friends. I used to, but I realized I was being like the people that think gay people are the same way. Just trying to be different. While there are the imposters, I do believe there are bisexual people. People can choose to call themselves whatever they want, but a person terming themselves straight could be bi and a person terming themselves gay could be bi (rare, though).

Bisexuality is as valid as homosexuality! I feel sorry for bi people sometimes, because they are abused by both the gay and the straight community with all these allegations of fraud and doubt. People get so hung up on labels that it's sad.

So to answer my own question, yes I would date a bi person! We would not be havin' a threesome with a girl or any shit like that, though. Well maybe if it was like Rosario Dawson, but she would have to close her poodenda, tape it up with some masking tape or some shit like that. The titties can stay out. Maybe. Yeah they can stay out.

Anyways, onto pubic hair! Ewwwwwwwww! I hate it! It traps odor and needs to be SO GONE (you make meee feeeel...). OK OK, I'm not talkin about mole rat pubic regions, lookin like a newborn. But. I do NOT want to be lost in the jungle when I go down to Brazil, you feel me? Some of yall aint hearin me! I said... anyways. It doesn't need to be ALL gone, but shit, all natural with it all tangly and long is just unappealing to me. GAG! I just don't know. Maybe I'm being melodramatic.

OK I'm about to show yall a picture of my pubic region so yall can know what I'm talkin about. Are you ready?

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HELL TO THE NAW! Did yall really expect me to do that? LOL! No, but I trim mine down to a reasonable level of goodness. Ugh, on this one boy's blog he posted pics of his pubes like it was sexy. I had to LET HIM KNOW! He responded talkin' bout his boyfriend likes it. OK, he may like it, but I did not expect to see the African Safari on your fuckin' blog, OK?

In other fuckin' news, Jeph who portrayed the gay main character on my show had to quit due to work, so this week I've been auditioning different people for the role. The first person I auditioned was an amazing director. He showed me some of his past work and I loved his artistry in addition to loving his fun personality. I made him do a cold read of some of the lines in my script and it wasn't really how I pictured the character. But I will definitely work with him on directing the show. The second boy I auditioned was one of the most physically beautiful people I've ever seen. I felt like I was in the prescence of a star and saw the same talent in him that I saw in Jeph, but with something even more. We talked for like an hour and half about the show, and then about our personal lives. I must admit that I was nervous (an emotion I rarely allow) to be in the prescence of such a... prescence. I'm going to have him read with someone of the cast and see how they mesh. Exciting! Enough on that.

This weekend I'm going to Austin (3 hours away) with some friends for some Annual Gay-Party-Extravangza? Somethin' about Boonsfarm. But basically all Lisa's friends are homosexuals. My husband Michael will be there. His cute self! This should be fun, even though I'm convinced all of the factors involved mixed together are a recipe for drama and disaster. Gays, alcohol, fag hags, and semi-tolerant straights? I just don't know.

I'm gonna have to cut my friend Cody. That is my boy but he is always tryna steal my man! I know that it's bros before ho's but it's bout to be dead 'mo's! Naw, I'm just playin. No I'm not.

Mission 4.0 is hard. Sometimes I just want to give up. *Sigh*