I've Been Hit!

Someone please call 911! Tell dem I've just been shot down!

I've been hit/tagged by N Search of Ecstacy to do this quiz type thang... I usually hate doin' ish like this but, ya know, whatev. The requirements are I have to list random things about myself. You will find that I am very strange.

*I am spontaneous. Sometimes I'll suddenly drop all plans and randomly take a road trip somewhere. Or I'll stay up all night to go to this beautiful park to watch the sunrise and write...yes I'm a weirdo.

* I have two odd jobs. Kinda. One is selling knives. You have to call people, they agree to let you come over their house, and you do an hour-long pitch about knives. I kinda stopped showing up for team meetings back in November and they stopped calling me, so that may be that. lol..and my other job is I help these old people fly hot air balloons at like five in the morning. In exchange I get free hot air balloon rides, which is pretty amazing. I'm probably switching jobs when school resumes.

* I used to be fat. I love Pizza Hut. And Wild Cherry Pepsi. And Wendy's, but I rarely consume any of those things, because I am conscious of my figure. You see, I used to be quite fat. And now I am in good shape with every lump where it should be, so I need to keep it like that.

* I live in the country. Rednecks, cows, and fields galore. What a bore. This is no town for a black whore. OK, let me stop. I have access to cities, but I reside in the middle of nowhere. Don't worry, I will be relocating as soon as I get this ish together.

* To my recollection, I have never had a positive emotional or physical experience with a black gay male (outside of blogger). My best experiences have been with white or hispanic guys. Aint that some shit...hopefully it's just a Texas thang.

*I don't like getting head. (OK, Billy says I just haven't had a good head experience yet, but I don't know... some of these boys don't know what the fuck they are doing...)

* I watch like 5 episodes of Roseanne a day.

* I feel invincible. I do have issues with the idea of dying... but I know that I'll know when my time is, and it isn't now. People have always told me that they can feel I have something important to do in my lifetime. The Christians in my old church called it a "calling" I had on my life; and I feel that too. I don't know what it is that I have to do, but maybe we'll find out together.

I'll stop now. I won't be tagging anyone, because, well, I prefer Hide and Go Seek over Tag anyday.