The Mysterious Disappearance of TRENT JACKSON

Starting last Sunday, Trent Jackson has disappeared from the blogosphere without a trace. Leaving behind only a cryptic message and picture slideshow, Trent Jackson readers were left hanging and are still begging the question that is sweeping the blogosphere:

Where Is Trent Jackson?

Rumors have been flying from everywhere about the disturbing disappearance of our controversial entertainer.

One source told blogging supercouple Bobby Brown Jr. and Rodney that he was abducted by a gang of Puerto Rican and African American drag queens. While this claim seems outrageous, the rumor spread quickly and people began to worry. However soon I received word from a VERY reliable source that Trent Jackson was imprisoned for killing his own mother and her boyfriend by eating them. A certain light skinned blogger called me frantically stating that Trent had been seen in Italy going crazy and throwing spaghetti at tourists yelling "THE BLACKS! THE BLACKS! THE BLACKS!"

However, a close source supplied this recent photograph taken by Los Angeles paparazzi.

Here the writing star can be seen attempting to be incognito while reading fellow blogger Frank Leon Robert's book "If We Have Tomorrow". Though it may appear that he is merely reading the book, after the photo was analyzed, it was made clear that blood was splattered all over the pages and some screaming was heard eminating from his stomach.

Were the allegations that he ate his mother and her lover true?

Here is a picture of an out-of-breath, sweaty, apparently cracked out Trent Jackson attempting to elude police chase as they discovered his secret Los Angeles hideout. Whether he got away or not is unknown, but his silver Mercedes has been seen on television speeding down the wrong side of the highway in a hectic attempt to elude capture.

One dred-locked blogger told me that Janet Jackson aided Trent in escaping to her flat in Italy where he is currently having a breakdown very much reminiscent of one Mariah Carey.

What does the future hold for our dear Trent Jackson? Will he ever return to the glory he once knew? Or will he continue his downward spiral into drugs and insanity?

We only pray to the blog gods that he is returned to us soon. Before it is too late.