Treat You Like Milk...

Soooo let's see. I got a new car. It's a cute red Honda Civic. Downgrade from my BMW, but it's a car and I'll only be needing it for a few months until I go to New York. I kinda like it, though. I never thought I'd have a red car.

Anyways, what else is goin on? What's goin on with yall is what I really wanna know. I've read all my commenter's blogs (even if I don't comment erry day, I still read the shit) and there are some people I would definitely want to hang out with in real life.

Anyways the point of today's post is to talk about BAD LYRICS! Lawd HAM mercy on the Billboard Top Ten this week.

THE NUMBER ONE SONG IN AMERICA IS LAFFY TAFFY! LAFFY TAFFY???? WTF IS WRONG WITH AMERICA!!!! "Only in America...!" I cannot take it. I don't even need to break down and analyze the lyrics...but maybe I will anyway...

Excerpts from the Hip Hop Masterpiece... Laffy Taffy
{Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher Cuz i stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (oh my god!) }

....girls...call you Jolly Rancher? Are you gayer than me? Wow.

{Dis a candy sto And im really geeked up }

Dis aint my candy store, baybay! And you're really geeked up? What? Maybe if you were more geeked up, you could speak more English.

{Big ol a** you shakin b**** Close yo mouth and dont say s*** Bend on ova and hit a split Work dat pole and work it well Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell }

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO HER? CLOSE HER MOUTH AND DONT SAY SHIT? LMAO!! He woulda been slapped so fuckin' hard... beat the fuck up like Tina & Ike...

{Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl) Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x] }

...................................................Why, God? Why did you create these hooligans? I love Laffy Taffy the candy...especially banana...love the jokes... but... if some dude was tellin' me I had laffy taffy, I'd be offended! If a person has laffy taffy then they are laffy flabby! Shake dat laffy flabby! OBESE GIRL!

Let me get off this song. Movin on to...

Excerpts from Nelly's (and Paul Walls)' Grillz

{ROB the jewelry store and tell em make me a grill. }

NO, Paul Wall! How about I rob you the library and tell them to educate you! Mess...Can't deal with it!

{If I could call it a drink, call it a smile on da rocks }

Corny as usual, Nelly.

{My teeth gleaming like im chewin on aluminum foil Smilein showin off my diamonds sippin on some potin oil }

Sippin on some what??

{On da top in da bottom Gotta bill in my mouth like im Hillary Rodham }

Hip hop is SO GAY! I swear...

The worst offender on the charts is TRINA with her bullshit song "Here We Go"..... UGH! All the ladies if you feel me help me sing it out, because that song is so wack. Let us begin with the prelude

{Look, I ain't got nothin to say to you I can't even believe you You know what? I'm too fly for this shit You playin yourself}

I wish she really "aint got nothin to say", because then she would not have made this bullshit song.

{Who let you hit it from the back any way that you liked}

First of all, WOW, you're a mess for even sayin' that in a song. Second, how many ways can you hit it from the back? Someone let me know.

OMG tell me why my mom just randomly screamed out "IM MIKE JONES BIATCH!" I am changing my race... let me call up my boy Michael Jackson.

{I can't even look in your face without wantin to slap you Damn I thank God I ain't get that tattoo You better thank God I ain't have the strap boo}

OK, this song sounds all sappy and lovey, so why does it have these trashy ghetto angry lyrics? Trina has no musical sense. And I wish you did have "the strap, boo" so you could use it on yourself and put us all out of our misery.

{What a chick gotta do to get with a real niggathat know how to stay true like man (man)}

True like man? How does someone become true like man? Let me know this.

{Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin lyin save that shit for your mammy}

You are not the queen of shit! And the second sentence is just hilariously ridiculous.

{Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-bla"I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay)Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP}

THE WORST LINE IN MUSICAL HISTORY!! EVER! Well there is one line that is worse.

That Lil Flip song "Sunshine"

"I'll treat you like milk I'll do nothin but spoil you!"