Gay Today B/C of MLK

Only black people should get MLK day off as a holiday. What do you think about that? (just kidding! hell no, everyone benefited from MLK's contributions)

I wrote a bootlegged ass poem for MLK Jr. that was so wrong that the blog community would stone me in the square! So I'm not gon post my ignorance today.

New classes start tomorrow and I am motivated with Mission 4.0! Thank you MLK for allowing me to go to college with white students, because lawd knows I couldn't handle an all-black college. Fuck no! The insanity of it all.

The Schedule

I am taking

Honors Government
Honors History
Health Psychology
College Algebra (I should be in remedial. I missed being in remedial math by one point. English genius- math failure)
Human Sexuality (oo I can't wait for this class! I shall surely get an A++)

So I did an interview with the infamous Trent Jackson on Saturday. Lawd H.A.M. mercy. You all will have to see it when he posts it up. Maybe he did today? I haven't been over there yet. OK, nope, he posted an interview with Bobby Brown (Not Whitney's Husband). He's lookin fine on there!

What was the point of today's post? I forgot already. OH YEAH! OK...

Hick Lady Resurrected

Remember the Hick Lady who called me from my friend Don's old number? Well she called me again out of the blue the other night. This is almost a month later! When she called, I had just got out of the shower, puttin my lotion on, being fresh and clean clean, so I had no real objection to talkin' to the girl. So we talked about her life. She's a 15 year old girl living in Pensacola, Florida in a government young mothers center with 7 other young mothers. Her parents don't want her and her 21 year old baby daddy is in jail. She told me she really has no one to talk to and that the real reason she's been calling me is because I was the only one who sent her a message during her pregnancy. When I mistakenly texted her, she was in labor having Destiny AND CHECKED HER PHONE DURING LABOR to see who cared. Right after she had her baby, she called me the first time. So in a way, it was her Destiny to get in contact with me.

But then she started falling in love with me n things! Thinkin I'm gonna go to Florida and meet her and be her baby daddy. Umm... I didn't know how to break it to her that I don't like 15 year olds... or girls for that matter. Finally I got her talkative sad ass off the phone. But she called me 5 more times that night. And EIGHTEEN times the day after. I felt bad for the poor girl, but I was not about to talk to her all damn day. Don volunteered to call his old number and pretend to be my jealous boyfriend. That was kinda hot. But I feel bad because now who is she gonna talk to? I may call her tomorrow just to be nice and spread some sunshine into her lonely life, but she can't be callin me all fuckin' day.

I ATTRACT THE WEIRDEST PEOPLE! First I had hicks following me home at 4 in the morning, then crackhead cock-suckin bums accosted me at the lake one morning, then gay stalkers in college blowin up my cell and showin up at my dorm, then 15 year old baby mamas with drama wanna hook up, and now everyone who reads my site is a psycho! Just playin about that last part... no please don't click that red X! I was playin.

Gay UPN Characters

Now let me address UPN and its portrayal of gay characters. UPN, you niggerish institution! What a continual embarassment to African Americans with bullshit like The Porkers. No better than blackface if you ask me. I was browsing channels and I saw Professor Oglevee on a cruise with some seductress. Then a gay character walked onto the boat and said "Dinner is served". Now any normal person would have simply said that line. But no, since the character was gay, the man whirled his neck, switched his hips, and SNAPPED! Dinner is served = You go, girl? UPN, sit down. Girlfriends had some positive lesbian and bi portrayals (Jaleesa from A Different World as William's gay sister/ Lynn is bi), but they had some hairdresser named Peaches actin' so stereotypical (Peaches was portrayed by a fellow blogger. Sorry to be callin people out but damn! We must be more careful in the roles we choose) That one show with Holly Robinson Peete dealt with the gay issue comically and maturely. Good job! All Of Us didn't really touch on it at all, I don't believe. Eve? I think Eve had Peaches on it too. Half & Half has a consistent gay Asian character who I love! Now that's a good show. UPN, we can do better.