And I'm Here!

In the first hour of 6/6/06, a warm e-mail from blogworld beloved Clay Cane shook me out of my coma and inspired me to return to one of my favorite places: this blog.

So I'm sure you're all wondering about my dad's second visit down here to kill me. Well this time he asked me all sorts of questions about me being gay, including asking me am I a top or a bottom..........um........needless to say I didn't answer that shit! He slyly asked me what I thought about going off to a gay correctional camp. I laughed and told him I'd go if he wanted me to, but I'd only go to write a book about the experience and I wouldn't take it seriously.

The gist of it is this. He came down to basically turn me straight and to make me join the army. Me and my mother straight up told him hell to the naw and he got mad. So now he's not paying for SHIT!

I'm poor, y'all! I went from riches to rags in about five seconds.I have two jobs n shit. I got the job at the theater camp and start working there on Wednesday. I'm working at this other place that delivers food to businesses and things of that nature. AND I might work at UPS! Cause I gotta pay for my cell phone, my car maintenance, gas, insurance, school (yes I'm staying in school, cause you punks won't let me quit), possibly an apartment and all other kinds of shit.

At this moment, I'm writing a book. I can't post here what it's about cause I'ma give y'all the Dreamgirls treatment. But! It's looking really good so far.

Why did I just hear Golden Girls' Sophia say "I'm skipping bail and moving back to Sicily" and then the screen said "To Be Continued...". This is very serious. If any of you have any information of the whereabouts of Sophia please let me know because instead of showing the next episode, they showed some shitty ass Lifetime "Original" Movie. Shiiiiet.

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I am tired of the Craptain myself, but I know yall wanna see me go at him one more time so I'ma try. This is for you, because I am tired. "Effie, IM TIRED!!"

I am reading his response again and I am going to skip that crazy Biblical mumbo jumbo. Ghandi have mercy, my eyes burn from reading this bullshit.

I am really trying to read this again for yall, but it is honestly painful to read. I just vomited all over my laptop and I don't even feel like cleaning it up. This shit is disturbing and wrong that it's funny yet painstakingly real.

Anyone else feel free to pick this up, but I feel like it's done. I'm sorry, but obviously The Craptain is self hating and will continue to spread his hatred in the name of God across the blogosphere for as long as he wants. He won't be getting any more shine from me, because I can't be barfing like this on a regular basis. Sorry, people!

I have to go to sleep now because I have poor people type things to do in the morning, but I'll be back later to visit all of your blogs and get updated. I'm late as hell!